Site World Cup Roller Derby

Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born. Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain. Then who's vice president? Jerry Lewis? Marty, you're beginning to sound just like my mother. I've never seen purple underwear before. I'm from the future. Say 'hi' to your mom for me.

• If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
• There's that word again.
• 'Heavy.' Why are things so heavy in the future?